Lo, said she, for the dream has become reality...
For some time past a question has plagued both myself and other disciples of his comedicness Bill Bailey as to whether it is possible to make just a little piece of happiness for ourselves in a world gone tragically wrong?
I have dedicated myself (when I remembered) to seeing if this ambition was within the grasp of the human race - and now, I can show you the light!
For I say to you:
The experiment works...
Figure 1: Here we see a basic egg - a tinfoil wrapped harbinger of the death of childhood as, inside, one only finds pain, misery, disappointment and one of those codes for the Kinder website that no one ever uses...EVER... (oh there's a plastic toy too)
Figure 2: The egg released!A hollow and empty thing, breathing its lifelessness on all who pass! Which seems to be at the very least a mixed metaphor what with the breathing lifelessness but at least it's suitably melodramatic...oh yes....
Figure 3: What's this?? Can it be true?! Can such a hybrid, a melange, a mish mash, a hodge podge be created with impunity? Or will punity be the inevitable conclusion to this tale of twisted fantasy...?
Figure 4: I think this speaks for itself really ;)
Figure 5: And lo the egg was closed.
And what was created was neither Kinder nor Creme...but the ultimate expression of confectionary eggness.
And mostly, that's what I did this weekend :)
I have dedicated myself (when I remembered) to seeing if this ambition was within the grasp of the human race - and now, I can show you the light!
For I say to you:
The experiment works...
Figure 1: Here we see a basic egg - a tinfoil wrapped harbinger of the death of childhood as, inside, one only finds pain, misery, disappointment and one of those codes for the Kinder website that no one ever uses...EVER... (oh there's a plastic toy too)
Figure 2: The egg released!A hollow and empty thing, breathing its lifelessness on all who pass! Which seems to be at the very least a mixed metaphor what with the breathing lifelessness but at least it's suitably melodramatic...oh yes....
Figure 3: What's this?? Can it be true?! Can such a hybrid, a melange, a mish mash, a hodge podge be created with impunity? Or will punity be the inevitable conclusion to this tale of twisted fantasy...?
Figure 4: I think this speaks for itself really ;)
Figure 5: And lo the egg was closed.
And what was created was neither Kinder nor Creme...but the ultimate expression of confectionary eggness.
And mostly, that's what I did this weekend :)
posted by M at 2:01 am
3 Comments:
I did not think that such a thing was possible! Ultimate perfection. You should trademark and sell to multinational corporations.
Liv :)
Tom and I are sitting here giggling. I have a feeling he will steal you and cast someone brilliant to play you in the movie. I miss you and your EGGS OF NUMBING INEVITABLITY made UNINEVITABLE IN A WORLDE GONNE MADDE. LOVELOVELOVELOVE
I think this is the BESTEST thing every - only a true genius could have thought of such a thing. Miss You.
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