Things

Even in Traditional Tacky Jumper and Tourist Junk Shops they don't stock Aran thongs.
Which, to be quite honest, is something of a relief.

It is possible to increase the number of pint glasses in one's home quite considerably over a small number of days...not being good at theft I can claim very little credit for this, but having had 4 pint glasses we now have 12, including a guinness, a carlsberg and a franziskaner one. Each of them truly hold a special place in my cupboard...well...in the cupboard in the kitchen anyway, and hopefully I will no longer be admonished by my housemate for 'hoarding' them in my room when I have...two....maybe I am a kind of criminal after all....

Also pizza and beer is a very very good idea...the perfect quantity of beer has yet to be determined but I think due to sheer enthusiasm for the experiment i may have overshot the mark on Sunday...but who am I to argue with a hangover free monday? indeed life is good ;)

Then, today, I discovered that reading 4 days worth of papers in a day leaves roughly enough ink on my face to print a small pamphlet...and that's not even counting the fingerprints I may (or may not) have managed to leave on every white painted door in this house...of course, proving that they were mine would be...ermm...never mind..

Also, I should leave the house more than just when I go to collect Indian takeaway (which I had to have because I had a spare naan in my fridge...this is the kind of logic that will, eventually, make me queen). It was kind of worrying that I walked in, stood at the counter and the guy knew my name.
Actually, that was particularly worrying because I'd only been there once before and that was three houses ago...
He gave some random explanation about mine being the only order due for collection...but I'd said nothing!NOTHING! Truly, eastern mysticism has rubbed off on the...French employees...yes..

And that is all =)